because i have a new jeopardy crush
his name is beau henson
please keep winning so i can watch you on thursday <3
today he bested a creepy not-quite-human plastic surgeon who loves yelling too much. i have faith.
my love for you cannot be contained
much like your secret wife
if it makes any difference, i love you more than the hate of all twitter combined
My new ringtone, to be honest.
i wish my third grade recorder skills were this good
I should really be on Jeopardy. At the very least I would do better than Tyrone.
i only hope i can be as cute as this guy
i unretired tumblr because i feel i may have a use for it now
but don’t get excited